FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!

You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!

Now

What now?

The Smut Hook Up

"Sex stories, gimme!!!!"

And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

Reviews From The Nut Gallery Cinqo

Five?!!? Where's the fourth? 

Booty Winning Consultations

Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?! 
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.

Yay, winning!!

Fuck, Expression Of Angst or An Invitation

http://www.brandingpersonality.com/10-reasons-why-your-blog-content-is-boring-5-ways-to-get-your-content-shared/

Sarcasm Expires in 12 Hours!!

Did you know...

Blog O' Pictures

Of this crazy campaign,

36 hours remain...

Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!

Key Words For Love Day

Happy Anatomically Incorrect Heart Day...

Applied Reading Comprehension: Online "Dating"

Instead of a campaign to keep writing, 

I Like It, A Lot... "But"

Genuine Question:

Steamy Stories of Smut

How is it that

Spam

Truth in advertising...

Apples and Oranges

I wonder how many times

What's Your Fetish?

This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three

So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to

But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Inventing The Wheel

My favourite thing is when you act like I am inventing the wheel simply because you've never been exposed to the concepts or ideas I am so familiar with. The earth is no longer flat and hasn't been for a while...

Reviews From The Nut Gallery III

Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.

Confusion

It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn't you rather read the Blog O' Booty Wisdoms, than a campaign to generate enough pennies to keep the Blog O' Wisdom alive?

Solutions

I heard you've missed me... pity that, I've missed you, too.

But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:

How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy

So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...

Holiday Assholes

Ya, it's hard to suck during the holidays but when you make it everybody's problem, it only means you're a Holiday Asshole. At the end of the calendar year, while media hypes up a lot of negative undercurrents...

How'd The Gay Dude Figure It Out So Easily?

Funny irony that a man lovin' man can figure out how easy it is to attract a lady you're interested in...

2013! Woot!

I'd hoped to have had more time to impart more of that common sense wisdom 

that very few of you seem to pay attention to

 but the real world, 

she's a cruel bitch mistress.

 

Funny That You Can't Laugh About...

Magnums, some guys actually need them. Some of you just don't.

Slimy Time... Is That A Sex Thing?

Ah, it's been so long I may have forgotten what we might have been doing here...

How about fantasies? Fantasies are fun. Healthy. Did I mention fun?

Pure Genius

J-Wunder tells it like it is

"You Gotta Fuckin' Try"

Different people need different medicine. Which is cool because not everyone is going to find David Deida accessible. Though you can't "get with" a third stage woman if you don't become a third stage man... 

Gimme Some Lovin'!

Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry around in your pocket, providing your device has the ability to "do" pictures...

Mmm, Your Comforts Are Delicious

Whoever it was that said

Whine and Bitch Some More, It's Sooo Hawt!

Real Talk 
available 24/7 
via the world wide web ;)

"Whaaaa, whaaa, entertain me Mommy!"
That's what your whining sounds like to me...
Just sayin'

Dearest Darlings, and Trolls, too,

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

Dirty Laundry

Sharing laundry facilities with strangers is more than a little gross. Or it's exciting, if you have a pantie fetish

Humour Is Subjective

"Sense of humour" is usually in the top five characteristics people use to describe mateworthiness of a potential partner.

Tag, You're It!

1051(ish) distinct combinations of characters

Unfocused...

I was recently given some feedback, delivered by a man who was still trying to convince me to go visit him, in Cambodia, and with an invitation thoroughly based on nothing, in that we haven't yet had a genuine conversation, and he knows fuck nothing about the kinda crazy I have tucked up my sleeve, and let's not forget I am in Canada, eh, that my writing was unfocused and that I needed to take a writing course before I'd be able to get people reading... Is it because my sentences aren't seven words long, as per the standard guidelines of writing for those whose reading comprehension is at a sixth grade level? Is it because I make commas my bitch and slut them out all over the damn place?

"Have A Nice Day!"

This ain't real reality but some alternate, based-on-parts-of-a-true-story, reality where no fewer than seven conversations become one story. A place where the fantasy life you try to pass off as reality, online, is combined with experiences that have happened in the real world. My own and others. Not everyone is sexually repressed. Just sayin'.

Sex still sells, and we all know that's why the hit counter is where it is despite the fact that there aren't any gaping vaginas or exposed titties on display here.

Crushing Defeat For the Perverts

Too much stupid, not enough time...

If you care to read all the madness

For The Love Of Vagina, Ottawa

From "365 Days For Choice"
The Radical Handmaids gather today in Ottawa 5:15pm
In Support of Vaginas Everywhere

Wednesday September 26 5:15pm Ottawa

The Radical Handmaids are organizing a gathering tomorrow, for those opposed to "everybody" all up in a lady's coochie. 

What?

Awesomeness Saturday September 29

This event is for all the slutty, literate types in the Ottawa area on Saturday Night. And those who appreciate them.

Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type

"Some words"...  apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what? 

The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians. 

So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.

Simple Town

"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"

Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.

Muscles

When you work with words, about sex, people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come up under other circumstances... I think. Or should "hope" be the verb there? Probably

Real Pictures

Damn, I guess asking for dicktures,
for the dickture article,
could be a bit like me wishing cancer on your dick.
I really didn't mean it like that...

You can find all the erotica
right here. Blue=link ;) 

Fuck man, I hate to break it to you but photographs of my, or anyone's, heaving bosom

Weekday Update

No worries, I'm still a dick on the Internet.

Note To Self

Discuss...

Random Pictures

Type some stuff, la la la. 

In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,

Ask A Hot Chick - 8

Ask A Hot Chick is a popular sport. Much obliged, and I'm finally purging the shitload of media I've stored in various places. You're welcome, I know how much you love pictures.