I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pictures. Show all posts
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Thursday, 17 January 2013
What's Your Fetish?
This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three
So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to
Labels:
business,
cam girl,
dating,
distractions,
fetish,
give a little bit,
ignorance,
Indiegogo,
learning,
listening,
Little Red Hen,
misogyny,
pictures,
possessive,
sex,
tits,
wishful thinking,
words,
writer,
writing
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Confusion
It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn't you rather read the Blog O' Booty Wisdoms, than a campaign to generate enough pennies to keep the Blog O' Wisdom alive?
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
Sunday, 23 September 2012
Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type
"Some words"... apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what?
The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians.
So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.
The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians.
So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.
Saturday, 22 September 2012
Simple Town
"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"
Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.
Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.
Labels:
adult friend,
advertise,
blog,
brand image,
face,
facebook,
fucking,
Imma Writa,
Katt Williams,
literal,
literate,
literotica,
pictures,
porn,
profile,
prostitute,
read,
sex,
Twitter,
words
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
Random Pictures
Type some stuff, la la la.
In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,
In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,
Labels:
advertising,
booyah,
censors,
dickture,
Imma Writa,
period,
pictures,
random,
reading,
shower,
simplicity,
wizard,
words,
Writers Block,
writing
Ask A Hot Chick - 8
Ask A Hot Chick is a popular sport. Much obliged, and I'm finally purging the shitload of media I've stored in various places. You're welcome, I know how much you love pictures.
Labels:
advice,
Ask A Hot Chick,
assume,
atmosphere,
attractive,
average,
aware,
bullshit,
compare,
freak,
honesty,
insecure,
jerk,
pictures,
Steve Buscemi,
you
Monday, 10 September 2012
Naked Titty, With Real Raspberry Flavour, Prize
Shit, hot damn, wow fuck!
Labels:
10000 visitors,
advertising,
breast,
celebrate good times,
erotica,
loyal,
naked,
nipple,
pics,
pictures,
porno,
prize,
raspberry,
readers,
sweet,
tits,
wow
Sunday, 8 July 2012
20 Questions
The dicktures article is on the back burner. I guess you've been saved of the horror of dickture exposure by the scaredy cats who got real quiet when I actually asked. Even though I know you're kind of dying to see. It'll have to be more organic than all that, the shock cocks don't want to be recognized or something.
I decided a game of 20 Questions would be more fun.
They're in no particular order, the computer decided everything. It's an open book test. The real answers to your real questions. The pictures make everything more fun.
Saturday, 7 July 2012
"Can I borrow a feeling?"
It's kinda funny that when I actually ask for dicktures, you guys get all shy and quiet.
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
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