Real Pictures

Damn, I guess asking for dicktures,
for the dickture article,
could be a bit like me wishing cancer on your dick.
I really didn't mean it like that...

You can find all the erotica
right here. Blue=link ;) 

Fuck man, I hate to break it to you but photographs of my, or anyone's, heaving bosom

Random Pictures

Type some stuff, la la la. 

In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,

Imma Writa YouTube Debut, Booyah, Nakedness

You know how "they" say "Thank Cleanliness It's Friday"? Ya well, today is like the best Friday of all time.

I know you've all been dying to see video footage of me,