But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Simple Town

"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"

Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.

Note To Self

Discuss...

Imma Writa YouTube Debut, Booyah, Nakedness

You know how "they" say "Thank Cleanliness It's Friday"? Ya well, today is like the best Friday of all time.

I know you've all been dying to see video footage of me,