But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Solutions

I heard you've missed me... pity that, I've missed you, too.

But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:

Dirty Laundry

Sharing laundry facilities with strangers is more than a little gross. Or it's exciting, if you have a pantie fetish