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I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label Indiegogo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indiegogo. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 February 2013
And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah
Labels:
advice,
boner,
busking,
cyber sex change,
double standards,
for sale,
fucking,
ghost writing,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
lies,
not listening,
pillow fort,
sex stories,
silliness,
truth in advertising,
words
Fuck, Expression Of Angst or An Invitation
Labels:
boobs,
booty score,
boring,
content,
cult,
fuck,
great idea,
how to,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
pics,
sex,
sharing,
video,
volunteer,
YouTube
Sarcasm Expires in 12 Hours!!
Labels:
booty,
busking,
common sense,
dating,
dick,
double standards,
exceptions,
fables,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
Katt Williams,
Little Red Hen,
real talk,
RIP,
rule,
sarcasm,
Save The Pen,
script,
sex,
stripper
Friday, 15 February 2013
Blog O' Pictures
Of this crazy campaign,
36 hours remain...
Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Monday, 11 February 2013
I Like It, A Lot... "But"
Genuine Question:
Labels:
5 days left,
action,
analytics,
erotica,
everyone loves boobs,
excuses,
fundraising,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
liar liar pants on fire,
Little Red Hen,
not news,
Save The Pen,
slutty stories,
talk is cheap,
video
Friday, 25 January 2013
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Thursday, 17 January 2013
What's Your Fetish?
This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three
So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to
Labels:
business,
cam girl,
dating,
distractions,
fetish,
give a little bit,
ignorance,
Indiegogo,
learning,
listening,
Little Red Hen,
misogyny,
pictures,
possessive,
sex,
tits,
wishful thinking,
words,
writer,
writing
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
But I Can't And Other Excuses
This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)
Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.
Inventing The Wheel
My favourite thing is when you act like I am inventing the wheel simply because you've never been exposed to the concepts or ideas I am so familiar with. The earth is no longer flat and hasn't been for a while...
Labels:
adult entertainment,
adults,
advantage,
amazing,
answers,
awareness,
blog,
booty,
crowd-funding,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
Save The Pen,
sex work,
smartphone,
smut,
time is money,
wisdom,
woman
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Reviews From The Nut Gallery III
Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.
Confusion
It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn't you rather read the Blog O' Booty Wisdoms, than a campaign to generate enough pennies to keep the Blog O' Wisdom alive?
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