But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Reviews From The Nut Gallery - Two

People are still shy to comment openly on the posts and Facebook and shit. Or I'm a twat who makes private conversations public... you'd think that'd stop a certain number of people from talking to me, or at the very least sending me dicktures that I'm not allowed to use here... It doesn't.