But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Simple Town

"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"

Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.

Muscles

When you work with words, about sex, people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come up under other circumstances... I think. Or should "hope" be the verb there? Probably

Kinky Jizz

This may be the most important thing I ever share with you...

The Porn Song

Since we're still going on about my Love's moral fibre deficiency, I'd like to

Facebook Creepers

You know those times when you're lurking on Facebook and you see a friend of a friend comment on your friend's post. So you click on their profile and creep their pictures. And then you see someone who is so hot you want to eat them