When you work with words, about sex, people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come up under other circumstances... I think. Or should "hope" be the verb there? Probably
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Friday, 21 September 2012
Thursday, 30 August 2012
Help Wanted
You've definitely always wanted to change the world, I can tell that about you just by the way you cock your head just so, as you read this. And I have an opportunity for you in that regard, because I care about your goals. It's my
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Monday, 27 August 2012
Proposals
No, thank you, I wouldn't like to get married to you. I appreciate the invitation but I almost guarantee you'd hate your life even more than you do now, if I was your wife. And I do guarantee that you're not the wife for me. I'd put money on it.
It has nothing to do with your mom
Saturday, 7 July 2012
"Can I borrow a feeling?"
It's kinda funny that when I actually ask for dicktures, you guys get all shy and quiet.
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
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