Instead of a campaign to keep writing,
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitch. Show all posts
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Monday, 17 September 2012
Irony Is Ironic
This fine Monday is entirely too fucked
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Thursday, 30 August 2012
Strange Shit People Say
This is the shit you won't learn in ESL class. Like the way North Americans will sometimes use the expression "fuck you!" affectionately. The tone of delivery indicates most of the meaning. In print, look for the use of "smileys", "lol"s and "haha"s to determine if you're being loved or hated in any moment.
Help Wanted
You've definitely always wanted to change the world, I can tell that about you just by the way you cock your head just so, as you read this. And I have an opportunity for you in that regard, because I care about your goals. It's my
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teeth,
unicorn,
volunteer,
writing
Sunday, 15 July 2012
Le Weekend: Confessions
You know who's
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Apathy,
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choke,
Daniel Tosh,
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funny,
humour,
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Wayne Brady,
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