2013! Woot!

I'd hoped to have had more time to impart more of that common sense wisdom 

that very few of you seem to pay attention to

 but the real world, 

she's a cruel bitch mistress.

 

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

"Have A Nice Day!"

This ain't real reality but some alternate, based-on-parts-of-a-true-story, reality where no fewer than seven conversations become one story. A place where the fantasy life you try to pass off as reality, online, is combined with experiences that have happened in the real world. My own and others. Not everyone is sexually repressed. Just sayin'.

Sex still sells, and we all know that's why the hit counter is where it is despite the fact that there aren't any gaping vaginas or exposed titties on display here.

Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type

"Some words"...  apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what? 

The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians. 

So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.

Love Letters

Do you know how much shit a lady has to tread through to find the funny shit?

Irony Is Ironic

This fine Monday is entirely too fucked

True Story, with Pictures

I wanted to settle some rumours about this whole thing. And I know that pictures tell the real story for many of you, so I threw some photographs in, too.

Juicy...

Here's a tricky one that'll be sure to

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things