FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!

You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!

And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

Key Words For Love Day

Happy Anatomically Incorrect Heart Day...

Reviews From The Nut Gallery III

Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

"Have A Nice Day!"

This ain't real reality but some alternate, based-on-parts-of-a-true-story, reality where no fewer than seven conversations become one story. A place where the fantasy life you try to pass off as reality, online, is combined with experiences that have happened in the real world. My own and others. Not everyone is sexually repressed. Just sayin'.

Sex still sells, and we all know that's why the hit counter is where it is despite the fact that there aren't any gaping vaginas or exposed titties on display here.

A Long Weekend In Bed - Little Blue Pill

I've been in bed all weekend. Hot to the point of feverish and most definitely steamy.

Male Genitalia and Video Games

A penis is a lot like video games on Facebook.

The longer you play, the harder it gets. But it's not