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Showing posts with label Bryan Baeumler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bryan Baeumler. Show all posts
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Reviews From The Nut Gallery III
Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.
Monday, 17 September 2012
Name Dropping
I read an article quoting William Shatner as saying "What's Twitter?" so I guess I'm following a faker... Lame. Even lamer that I can't remember if it was actually Shatner or someone else. Fuck it.
My question
My question
Saturday, 8 September 2012
Um, What?
Life As A Chick On The Internet shows us, quite clearly, that it really doesn't matter what you say, where, when or why. Probably part of the reason so many women give up on online dating.
Further proof of that theory, that it really doesn't matter
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Thursday, 16 August 2012
"Hi, I'm A Dirty Fucking Liar, And Dumb As Fuck, Too! Wanna Hook Up?"
"I'm a material girl, living in a material world"... I don't love Madonna, don't hate her but I definitely don't love her. And it'd be more apt to say "I'm a looking-for-blog-material girl, living in a there's-blog-material-everywhere world" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Ya, I'm a fucking dickhead using social networks and online dating venues to peddle these here words. I'm gonna get the fuck all over YouTube at some point, too. Wait for it, it'll be... awesome. We're working on a photo series, too.
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