Key Words For Love Day

Happy Anatomically Incorrect Heart Day...

Pure Genius

J-Wunder tells it like it is

"You Gotta Fuckin' Try"

Different people need different medicine. Which is cool because not everyone is going to find David Deida accessible. Though you can't "get with" a third stage woman if you don't become a third stage man... 

Gimme Some Lovin'!

Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry around in your pocket, providing your device has the ability to "do" pictures...

Mmm, Your Comforts Are Delicious

Whoever it was that said

Whine and Bitch Some More, It's Sooo Hawt!

Real Talk 
available 24/7 
via the world wide web ;)

"Whaaaa, whaaa, entertain me Mommy!"
That's what your whining sounds like to me...
Just sayin'

Dearest Darlings, and Trolls, too,

Note To Self

Discuss...

TGTBT

Sometimes we can't see the forest for the trees. It's a fairly normal bit of human stupidity. But the old saying "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is" exists for a reason. Broken down into lawyer speak, it translates into "This is the common rule but there are exceptions."

Because this blog is all about booty and how to access more of it

Ask A Hot Chick - Fore!!!

Q: What do you think of male cross-dressers... I'm not gay!

A: A lot of cross-dressers aren't gay, not sure why you mentioned it with an exclamation point... don't care.

It's a little bit like that time

Ask A Hot Chick - Three

Paraphrased Query: Something about something, blah, blah, blah.

Pics? NSA?

The number one slot, coming in just ahead of sport fucking as the number one male fantasy, is photo sharing with a babe.

Ask A Hot Chick - One

"Question: women think I am kind and great yet those comments always come from attached women. Why is it so difficult to find a sexy amazing woman who is single who will actually like me? Apparently those women all find me too average"


Well, I hate to have to state the obvious

Sexy Poetry...

My favourite husband and I were talking about, none other than the great and magnificent,

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things

Guns and Nuts

Now, don't misunderstand me, what happened at the Aurora theatre showing the latest Batman flick is fucking horrific. The physical pain and psychological terror isn't something I would wish on your worst enemy. I don't have any enemies so I couldn't wish it on them. No, I mean I don't. Other people may feel and report differently about it but I am master of my domain only. 

Naturally the gun debate is back on, as if it ever really ends. I know you're on the edge of your seat wondering: Who do I think is right?

"Not Guilty, That's How I Stay Filthy"

More Rape Talk: Creeps of all Ages

Let's set this up with the "half plus seven" rule. Or the"double minus seven" rule if you're on the other end of things.


What?? You don't know about the 1/2+7 Rule? I'm here for you. If you're Fuck Informed already, skip down a few paragraphs, this part'll just be a refresher course for you. What's "Fuck Informed"? ... Oh God, please don't tell me you think about sex this much and haven't done any research on our favourite topic. Seriously, how can you spend so much time thinking  and dreaming about anything and know nothing about it???  S'ok, I'm here to help you get "Fuck Informed", I'll stop judging your ignorance long enough to help you kill that ignorance. I'm a humanitarian like that.

Future Ex-Husbands and How To Use The Internet

I can help but think it,
It's the only thing keeping me on the fence.

Wrong, Soldier. My half-assed commitment to heterosexuality is impervious to all this grossness. It's like saying that because I saw some really disgusting people out there today that I am off sex forever. There are plenty of -9 asses wearing Lululemons outside of yoga studios. Plenty of greasy, pregnant looking men following along beside street cars and leering at nubile young things with 4% body fat. That couple who would read the bible and then make out like teenagers... Fuck, their memory makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.

What kind of twisted fuck am I to assault us all with that imagery? Probably some kind of fight or flight mechanism to preserve my status as a cock lover

Male Genitalia and Video Games

A penis is a lot like video games on Facebook.

The longer you play, the harder it gets. But it's not