I was recently given some feedback, delivered by a man who was still trying to convince me to go visit him, in Cambodia, and with an invitation thoroughly based on nothing, in that we haven't yet had a genuine conversation, and he knows fuck nothing about the kinda crazy I have tucked up my sleeve, and let's not forget I am in Canada, eh, that my writing was unfocused and that I needed to take a writing course before I'd be able to get people reading... Is it because my sentences aren't seven words long, as per the standard guidelines of writing for those whose reading comprehension is at a sixth grade level? Is it because I make commas my bitch and slut them out all over the damn place?
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
Search This Blog
Showing posts with label slut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slut. Show all posts
Saturday, 6 October 2012
Unfocused...
Labels:
abortion,
airfare,
composition,
content,
craft,
international,
offend,
quality,
reputation,
sex,
slut,
smut,
sport fucking,
Twitter,
vagina,
volunteer,
work,
writer
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Pics? NSA?
The number one slot, coming in just ahead of sport fucking as the number one male fantasy, is photo sharing with a babe.
Labels:
advice,
archaic,
David Deida,
detachment,
DTF,
love,
relating,
relationships,
role-play,
selective,
sex,
sexuality,
slut,
traditional,
truth,
unlimited
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Hater Vision and Even More Rape Talk
It seems that rape talk is all the rage these days, and you know me, always a follower... or human pun delivery system. Krusty the Klown says, "Hey Jerk. Puns are lazy writing!" but he's a clown. But I am a bit of a jerk.
Clowns, rape talk, jerks, it just goes on and on.
This week it's the fucktard Toronto Sun tabloid that's using the Letters To the Editor to help spread the good word that
Labels:
blame,
cult,
Daniel Tosh,
editor,
hatespeech,
Islamic street preacher,
Jesus,
misogyny,
predator,
puns,
rape,
regurgitate,
religion,
responsibility,
sexy,
slut,
Toronto Sun,
truth,
victim,
zombie
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)