You wouldn't believe me if I told you
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 February 2013
And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah
Labels:
advice,
boner,
busking,
cyber sex change,
double standards,
for sale,
fucking,
ghost writing,
Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
lies,
not listening,
pillow fort,
sex stories,
silliness,
truth in advertising,
words
Thursday, 17 January 2013
What's Your Fetish?
This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three
So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to
Labels:
business,
cam girl,
dating,
distractions,
fetish,
give a little bit,
ignorance,
Indiegogo,
learning,
listening,
Little Red Hen,
misogyny,
pictures,
possessive,
sex,
tits,
wishful thinking,
words,
writer,
writing
Saturday, 27 October 2012
Whine and Bitch Some More, It's Sooo Hawt!
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| Real Talk available 24/7 via the world wide web ;) |
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| "Whaaaa, whaaa, entertain me Mommy!" That's what your whining sounds like to me... Just sayin' |
Dearest Darlings, and Trolls, too,
Labels:
actions,
adult entertainment,
busy,
codependence,
consciousness,
denial,
goals,
Google,
literacy,
love,
passion,
primitive,
projection bias,
selfish,
sex,
value,
volunteer,
words
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
Sunday, 23 September 2012
Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type
"Some words"... apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what?
The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians.
So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.
The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians.
So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.
Saturday, 22 September 2012
Simple Town
"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"
Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.
Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.
Labels:
adult friend,
advertise,
blog,
brand image,
face,
facebook,
fucking,
Imma Writa,
Katt Williams,
literal,
literate,
literotica,
pictures,
porn,
profile,
prostitute,
read,
sex,
Twitter,
words
Friday, 21 September 2012
Muscles
When you work with words, about sex, people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come up under other circumstances... I think. Or should "hope" be the verb there? Probably
Tuesday, 18 September 2012
Random Pictures
Type some stuff, la la la.
In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,
In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,
Labels:
advertising,
booyah,
censors,
dickture,
Imma Writa,
period,
pictures,
random,
reading,
shower,
simplicity,
wizard,
words,
Writers Block,
writing
Monday, 17 September 2012
Irony Is Ironic
This fine Monday is entirely too fucked
Labels:
advertising,
bitch,
cult,
entertainer,
entertainment,
foreplay,
free,
fucked,
giggles,
honesty,
Imma Writa,
internet,
MLM,
mystery,
promote,
reality,
weak sales pitch,
words
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