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I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 February 2013
And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah
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boner,
busking,
cyber sex change,
double standards,
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Imma Writa,
Indiegogo,
lies,
not listening,
pillow fort,
sex stories,
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truth in advertising,
words
Thursday, 29 November 2012
Funny That You Can't Laugh About...
Magnums, some guys actually need them. Some of you just don't.
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Thursday, 30 August 2012
The Simplest Answer Is Usually The Correct Answer
Do you feel that most everything is fucked today, despite your valiant efforts to produce a less sucktastic day?
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