Now

What now?

The Smut Hook Up

"Sex stories, gimme!!!!"

I Like It, A Lot... "But"

Genuine Question:

Steamy Stories of Smut

How is it that

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

Humour Is Subjective

"Sense of humour" is usually in the top five characteristics people use to describe mateworthiness of a potential partner.

Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type

"Some words"...  apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what? 

The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians. 

So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.

Love Letters

Do you know how much shit a lady has to tread through to find the funny shit?

Naked Titty, With Real Raspberry Flavour, Prize

Shit, hot damn, wow fuck!

Um, What?

Life As A Chick On The Internet shows us, quite clearly, that it really doesn't matter what you say, where, when or why. Probably part of the reason so many women give up on online dating. 

Further proof of that theory, that it really doesn't matter

A Bright Idea

Ain't that the truth...

So, I was all, "Fuck this, I'm going to buy a lamp..."

NSFW - Master and servant

Excerpt

~with a gorgeous stranger. He had an interesting view of my midsection where my shirt and blazer had lifted slightly from the hem of my skirt. I wondered if it was riding high enough to show my stomach.

DTF

Dear Diary,

I finally met Steve, the "hot guy on ten". I didn't just meet him,

Friends With Benefits

Pay no mind to the fact that by adding the make-up and hair, I  made this bitch look like a trannie.
I stole this from the Internet from someone else who stole it from the Internet.
We're both fucking assholes.
But if you've ever wondered why girls are always willing to "pretend"
to be each other's lesbian lovers on bar night... the truth is:
It's not pretend.

Excerpt--


...watching her perfect ass in the shorts as she went for the plates. I ran my finger along the silk babydoll dress wondering when she would put it on and how high the hem would be on those sexy legs. "What are we watching?"

"Porno, that way we won't have to follow the story too closely." Grabbing the remote control and tossing it beside me on the couch, she said, "Find us something funny. Or with car chases." She started undoing her

Life As A Chick On The Internet

It was hot inside the club, the DJ wasn't inspiring the urge to dance and there wasn't enough booze in the place to make me wanna fuck any of the patrons, so after bidding my bitches adieu, I went home early on Friday night. I was a lil drunked up and figured I would throw down some hours typing out some content for this here blog. But the booze was inspiring Starter's Block and I couldn't figure out what to write about. I came to the brilliant conclusion that I could post online and ask for ideas.