FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!

You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!

Real Pictures

Damn, I guess asking for dicktures,
for the dickture article,
could be a bit like me wishing cancer on your dick.
I really didn't mean it like that...

You can find all the erotica
right here. Blue=link ;) 

Fuck man, I hate to break it to you but photographs of my, or anyone's, heaving bosom

Naked Titty, With Real Raspberry Flavour, Prize

Shit, hot damn, wow fuck!

A Bright Idea

Ain't that the truth...

So, I was all, "Fuck this, I'm going to buy a lamp..."

Imma Writa YouTube Debut, Booyah, Nakedness

You know how "they" say "Thank Cleanliness It's Friday"? Ya well, today is like the best Friday of all time.

I know you've all been dying to see video footage of me,

Things I Don't Know

Despite, or perhaps because of, all my mad wisdom, I openly admit there are still a few things I don't know.

One of those things is the reason why so many people ask me questions they should be asking their doctors,

DTF

Dear Diary,

I finally met Steve, the "hot guy on ten". I didn't just meet him,

Friends With Benefits

Pay no mind to the fact that by adding the make-up and hair, I  made this bitch look like a trannie.
I stole this from the Internet from someone else who stole it from the Internet.
We're both fucking assholes.
But if you've ever wondered why girls are always willing to "pretend"
to be each other's lesbian lovers on bar night... the truth is:
It's not pretend.

Excerpt--


...watching her perfect ass in the shorts as she went for the plates. I ran my finger along the silk babydoll dress wondering when she would put it on and how high the hem would be on those sexy legs. "What are we watching?"

"Porno, that way we won't have to follow the story too closely." Grabbing the remote control and tossing it beside me on the couch, she said, "Find us something funny. Or with car chases." She started undoing her