Q: I think I've figured out that I was avoiding "getting out there" by trying the online dating thing...
A: I think that your logic , to try out for the Online Dating Olympics, is sound. The odds are kind of fucked with the numbers in play, males 95, females 5, 3 of them pros, 1 BBW and 1 wild card. The wild card may have 5 kids or a husband. So, it's 95 to 1 or 2. So, that one or two percent is proof that not everything is too good to be true.
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Tuesday, 14 August 2012
Ask A Hot Chick - Five
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Wednesday, 8 August 2012
Things I Don't Know
Despite, or perhaps because of, all my mad wisdom, I openly admit there are still a few things I don't know.
One of those things is the reason why so many people ask me questions they should be asking their doctors,
One of those things is the reason why so many people ask me questions they should be asking their doctors,
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