J-Wunder tells it like it is
Showing posts with label ghetto genius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghetto genius. Show all posts
Thursday, 15 November 2012
Monday, 17 September 2012
Name Dropping
I read an article quoting William Shatner as saying "What's Twitter?" so I guess I'm following a faker... Lame. Even lamer that I can't remember if it was actually Shatner or someone else. Fuck it.
My question
My question
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
Signals: The Where To of How To, Booty Styles
I'll talk to anyone, it's just the way I am designed. Zero fucks given.
I'm a closeted stand up comedian so an audience, any audience, invokes my funny bone. Add to that the fundamental concept that laughter is the best medicine, and that in some twisted parallel universe I am a
I'm a closeted stand up comedian so an audience, any audience, invokes my funny bone. Add to that the fundamental concept that laughter is the best medicine, and that in some twisted parallel universe I am a
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
Ask A Hot Chick - Five
Q: I think I've figured out that I was avoiding "getting out there" by trying the online dating thing...
A: I think that your logic , to try out for the Online Dating Olympics, is sound. The odds are kind of fucked with the numbers in play, males 95, females 5, 3 of them pros, 1 BBW and 1 wild card. The wild card may have 5 kids or a husband. So, it's 95 to 1 or 2. So, that one or two percent is proof that not everything is too good to be true.
A: I think that your logic , to try out for the Online Dating Olympics, is sound. The odds are kind of fucked with the numbers in play, males 95, females 5, 3 of them pros, 1 BBW and 1 wild card. The wild card may have 5 kids or a husband. So, it's 95 to 1 or 2. So, that one or two percent is proof that not everything is too good to be true.
Monday, 30 July 2012
Ask A Hot Chick - One
"Question: women think I am kind and great yet those comments always come from attached women. Why is it so difficult to find a sexy amazing woman who is single who will actually like me? Apparently those women all find me too average"
Well, I hate to have to state the obvious
Well, I hate to have to state the obvious
Thursday, 21 June 2012
"99 Problems"
Well, that's not actually true. Only two posts in and these bitches want to turn me into Dear Abby... hot.
Bitches, I do love you and I'm genuinely sorry your problems exist, or that you're too dim to avoid them. If I had a magic wand, an actual magic rather than the euphemistic penis you'd be offered in a lot of other venues, I could wave that shit and happily ever after could be yours. Maybe I'll check out E-bay and see what I can do. In the meantime, you could attempt to:
-avoid going out with someone if you think he's a loser. Granted, you don't always know until you go out, but H, you knew in advance of The Date that you had no interest in the guy. "Free dinner" is a shitty excuse to go out with
Bitches, I do love you and I'm genuinely sorry your problems exist, or that you're too dim to avoid them. If I had a magic wand, an actual magic rather than the euphemistic penis you'd be offered in a lot of other venues, I could wave that shit and happily ever after could be yours. Maybe I'll check out E-bay and see what I can do. In the meantime, you could attempt to:
-avoid going out with someone if you think he's a loser. Granted, you don't always know until you go out, but H, you knew in advance of The Date that you had no interest in the guy. "Free dinner" is a shitty excuse to go out with
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