My Future Fiance and Ex-Husband (<-click that, it's a world of wonder)
Showing posts with label husband. Show all posts
Showing posts with label husband. Show all posts
Saturday, 11 August 2012
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
Sexy Poetry...
My favourite husband and I were talking about, none other than the great and magnificent,
Thursday, 21 June 2012
"99 Problems"
Well, that's not actually true. Only two posts in and these bitches want to turn me into Dear Abby... hot.
Bitches, I do love you and I'm genuinely sorry your problems exist, or that you're too dim to avoid them. If I had a magic wand, an actual magic rather than the euphemistic penis you'd be offered in a lot of other venues, I could wave that shit and happily ever after could be yours. Maybe I'll check out E-bay and see what I can do. In the meantime, you could attempt to:
-avoid going out with someone if you think he's a loser. Granted, you don't always know until you go out, but H, you knew in advance of The Date that you had no interest in the guy. "Free dinner" is a shitty excuse to go out with
Bitches, I do love you and I'm genuinely sorry your problems exist, or that you're too dim to avoid them. If I had a magic wand, an actual magic rather than the euphemistic penis you'd be offered in a lot of other venues, I could wave that shit and happily ever after could be yours. Maybe I'll check out E-bay and see what I can do. In the meantime, you could attempt to:
-avoid going out with someone if you think he's a loser. Granted, you don't always know until you go out, but H, you knew in advance of The Date that you had no interest in the guy. "Free dinner" is a shitty excuse to go out with
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