2013! Woot!

I'd hoped to have had more time to impart more of that common sense wisdom 

that very few of you seem to pay attention to

 but the real world, 

she's a cruel bitch mistress.

 

Pure Genius

J-Wunder tells it like it is

This Is Crazy

My Future Fiance and Ex-Husband (<-click that, it's a world of wonder)

"99 Problems"

Well, that's not actually true. Only two posts in and these bitches want to turn me into Dear Abby... hot.

Bitches, I do love you and I'm genuinely sorry your problems exist, or that you're too dim to avoid them. If I had a magic wand, an actual magic rather than the euphemistic penis you'd be offered in a lot of other venues, I could wave that shit and happily ever after could be yours. Maybe I'll check out E-bay and see what I can do. In the meantime, you could attempt to:

-avoid going out with someone if you think he's a loser. Granted, you don't always know until you go out, but H, you knew in advance of The Date that you had no interest in the guy. "Free dinner" is a shitty excuse to go out with