Happy Soixante Neuf... soixante neuf is "69" for those of you who don't know the language of love, or haven't seen Talladega Nights.
When you learn about sex from the Kama Sutra, the sixty nine seems boring
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label orgasm. Show all posts
Thursday, 13 September 2012
Six Inverted Six
Labels:
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Monday, 27 August 2012
Sunday, 26 August 2012
Oh Vagina, How We Do Love Thee
Vadge
Coochie
Cunt
Pussy
Vajayjay
The Almighty
Pink Canoe
Beaver
Poonanny
Poontang
Cock Pocket
Hoohoo
Bearded Clam
Birth Cannon
Pink Sausage Velvet Wallet
Cooter
Vertical Smile
Snatch
Coochie
Cunt
Pussy
Vajayjay
The Almighty
Pink Canoe
Beaver
Poonanny
Poontang
Cock Pocket
Hoohoo
Bearded Clam
Birth Cannon
Pink Sausage Velvet Wallet
Cooter
Vertical Smile
Snatch
Monday, 2 July 2012
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