Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

Um, What?

Life As A Chick On The Internet shows us, quite clearly, that it really doesn't matter what you say, where, when or why. Probably part of the reason so many women give up on online dating. 

Further proof of that theory, that it really doesn't matter

A Long Weekend In Bed - Little Blue Pill

I've been in bed all weekend. Hot to the point of feverish and most definitely steamy.

Oh Vagina, How We Do Love Thee

Vadge
Coochie
Cunt
Pussy
Vajayjay
The Almighty
Pink Canoe
Beaver
Poonanny
Poontang
Cock Pocket
Hoohoo
Bearded Clam
Birth Cannon
Pink Sausage Velvet Wallet
Cooter
Vertical Smile
Snatch

NSFW - Master and servant

Excerpt

~with a gorgeous stranger. He had an interesting view of my midsection where my shirt and blazer had lifted slightly from the hem of my skirt. I wondered if it was riding high enough to show my stomach.