Five?!!? Where's the fourth?
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fantasy. Show all posts
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Friday, 7 September 2012
This Fuck The Artist Fetish Is Amusing But Not In The Same Way Good Sex Is Amusing
So, here's the thing, a hot lady who uses a picture of cleavage as the brand image to peddle words that focus on sex and sexuality is bound to be the target of more than a few attempts at a date. That came out wrong. Target is too charged a word to be the most accurate there but fuck it, a word laid is a word played, on this fine day. Come to think of it, maybe it is most accurate.
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cleavage,
creepy,
delusions,
fame,
fantasy,
hope,
incompatible,
insecurity,
jealousy,
Justin Bieber,
maturity,
paying attention,
petty,
pragmatism,
privacy,
reality,
rejection,
sex,
shallow,
values
Monday, 3 September 2012
A Long Weekend In Bed - Little Blue Pill
I've been in bed all weekend. Hot to the point of feverish and most definitely steamy.
Saturday, 7 July 2012
"Can I borrow a feeling?"
It's kinda funny that when I actually ask for dicktures, you guys get all shy and quiet.
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
Is it that you enjoy the risk of being exposed,
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