Applied Reading Comprehension: Online "Dating"

Instead of a campaign to keep writing, 

How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy

So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...

How'd The Gay Dude Figure It Out So Easily?

Funny irony that a man lovin' man can figure out how easy it is to attract a lady you're interested in...

This Fuck The Artist Fetish Is Amusing But Not In The Same Way Good Sex Is Amusing

So, here's the thing, a hot lady who uses a picture of cleavage as the brand image to peddle words that focus on sex and sexuality is bound to be the target of more than a few attempts at a date. That came out wrong. Target is too charged a word to be the most accurate there but fuck it, a word laid is a word played, on this fine day. Come to think of it, maybe it is most accurate.

Warning: Fuckface Ahead!

Dating Law #37