How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy

So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...

Gimme Some Lovin'!

Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry around in your pocket, providing your device has the ability to "do" pictures...