So, here's the thing, a hot lady who uses a picture of cleavage as the brand image to peddle words that focus on sex and sexuality is bound to be the target of more than a few attempts at a date. That came out wrong. Target is too charged a word to be the most accurate there but fuck it, a word laid is a word played, on this fine day. Come to think of it, maybe it is most accurate.
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Showing posts with label shallow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shallow. Show all posts
Friday, 7 September 2012
This Fuck The Artist Fetish Is Amusing But Not In The Same Way Good Sex Is Amusing
Labels:
cleavage,
creepy,
delusions,
fame,
fantasy,
hope,
incompatible,
insecurity,
jealousy,
Justin Bieber,
maturity,
paying attention,
petty,
pragmatism,
privacy,
reality,
rejection,
sex,
shallow,
values
Monday, 16 July 2012
Beauty, Prowess, Success, Fuck You: Baby Daddy Sues Baby Mama For Ugly Baby
It took a few years to hit failblog.org and get everyone talking about the gene pool injustices we face. And it took me even longer to actually sit the fuck down and type at you about it. I've been busy.
For those of you even more behind the times than I am, all of the copied and pasted articles say the same thing; Chinese guy has a beautiful wife and they make a fuck ugly baby. He's pissed. She admits to $100,000 in plastic surgery. He sues her for false pretenses, and wins.
Labels:
attraction,
baby,
baby daddy,
beauty,
children,
Chinese husband,
court,
exwife,
false pretenses,
marriage,
sex,
shallow,
sue,
survival,
ugly,
ugly mom
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