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I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Wednesday, 26 September 2012
Crushing Defeat For the Perverts
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Wednesday, 19 September 2012
Note To Self
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Thursday, 13 September 2012
Six Inverted Six
Happy Soixante Neuf... soixante neuf is "69" for those of you who don't know the language of love, or haven't seen Talladega Nights.
When you learn about sex from the Kama Sutra, the sixty nine seems boring
When you learn about sex from the Kama Sutra, the sixty nine seems boring
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Tuesday, 21 August 2012
True Story, with Pictures
I wanted to settle some rumours about this whole thing. And I know that pictures tell the real story for many of you, so I threw some photographs in, too.
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