FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!

You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!

Now

What now?

The Smut Hook Up

"Sex stories, gimme!!!!"

And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

Reviews From The Nut Gallery Cinqo

Five?!!? Where's the fourth? 

Booty Winning Consultations

Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?! 
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.

Yay, winning!!

Fuck, Expression Of Angst or An Invitation

http://www.brandingpersonality.com/10-reasons-why-your-blog-content-is-boring-5-ways-to-get-your-content-shared/

Sarcasm Expires in 12 Hours!!

Did you know...

Blog O' Pictures

Of this crazy campaign,

36 hours remain...

Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!

Key Words For Love Day

Happy Anatomically Incorrect Heart Day...

Applied Reading Comprehension: Online "Dating"

Instead of a campaign to keep writing, 

I Like It, A Lot... "But"

Genuine Question:

Steamy Stories of Smut

How is it that

Spam

Truth in advertising...

Apples and Oranges

I wonder how many times

What's Your Fetish?

This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three

So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to

But I Can't And Other Excuses

YOU ARE HERE!

This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)

Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.

Inventing The Wheel

My favourite thing is when you act like I am inventing the wheel simply because you've never been exposed to the concepts or ideas I am so familiar with. The earth is no longer flat and hasn't been for a while...

Reviews From The Nut Gallery III

Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.

Confusion

It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn't you rather read the Blog O' Booty Wisdoms, than a campaign to generate enough pennies to keep the Blog O' Wisdom alive?

Solutions

I heard you've missed me... pity that, I've missed you, too.

But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:

How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy

So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...

Holiday Assholes

Ya, it's hard to suck during the holidays but when you make it everybody's problem, it only means you're a Holiday Asshole. At the end of the calendar year, while media hypes up a lot of negative undercurrents...

How'd The Gay Dude Figure It Out So Easily?

Funny irony that a man lovin' man can figure out how easy it is to attract a lady you're interested in...