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I'm full of gratitude (and/or weed) for all these fairly lame fantasies of yours I've collected over the last few years of online dating, as they are really proving to be quite useful (with a lot of creative attention thrown at them). Regardless of all that, whenever the story is available for your consumption, you should definitely sit while you read it, so you don't pass out from lack of blood to the brain.
I won't be held responsible for fainting spells or soiled pantaloons.
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Yawn. Bob Saget tells the Aristocrats joke & that's a waste of 10 minutes. Your posts are longer. OK, no problem. Whatever. Except for a missing comma, you are literate and can play with words but you choose to hammer away at the same Bally pinball machine and not move on to any other option, not because it is so much fun but because you feel that it give you a superior fuck-you-ishness.
ReplyDeleteIf your need to have people worry that you might be witty is genuine, why not be witty? If "because... Fuck you" is your response, go open a flower shop, buy yourself a pretty dress and marry the first guy that asks you because you're going nowhere.
If you are witty, be witty & not boring. You want to make a living but you want to bore repetitively? Oh, just find a dumpster or box & have a nap. Yawn.
Get over yourself and offer some life to your posts.