Pure Genius

J-Wunder tells it like it is

Gimme Some Lovin'!

Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry around in your pocket, providing your device has the ability to "do" pictures...

Weekday Update

No worries, I'm still a dick on the Internet.

Ask A Hot Chick - Seventh Heaven

Q: Sensei please tell me what women want to hear on messages from men on this site.

A:  I broke your question into two parts, for the sake of brevity, which we all know is fucking impossible for me. And to be able to use the bit where you called me "Sensei" twice.

The Simplest Answer Is Usually The Correct Answer

Do you feel that most everything is fucked today, despite your valiant efforts to produce a less sucktastic day? 

Warning: Fuckface Ahead!

Dating Law #37

Pics? NSA?

The number one slot, coming in just ahead of sport fucking as the number one male fantasy, is photo sharing with a babe.

Ask A Hot Chick - Two

Respect is probably a little too much to ask considering we live in the real world and everything.

Anyone with a more balanced Hotness Measuring System
is welcome to defend this more than I care to.
Oh, wait, you already did...
right here.
Fucks given about anyone's approval: ZERO.
It's paramount to my hotness.

DFB Has An Exciting New Feature

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Inspired by comedian Paul Mooney's "Ask A Black Dude", I'm injecting a new segment into Donors For Boners: "Ask A Hot Chick".

Hater Vision and Even More Rape Talk

It seems that rape talk is all the rage these days, and you know me, always a follower... or human pun delivery system. Krusty the Klown says, "Hey Jerk. Puns are lazy writing!" but he's a clown. But I am a bit of a jerk. 

Clowns, rape talk, jerks, it just goes on and on. 

This week it's the fucktard Toronto Sun tabloid that's using the Letters To the Editor to help spread the good word that

20 Questions

The dicktures article is on the back burner. I guess you've been saved of the horror of dickture exposure by the scaredy cats who got real quiet when I actually asked. Even though I know you're kind of dying to see. It'll have to be more organic than all that, the shock cocks don't want to be recognized or something.

I decided a game of 20 Questions would be more fun. 

They're in no particular order, the computer decided everything. It's an open book test. The real answers to your real questions. The pictures make everything more fun.