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Sunday, 15 July 2012

Pizza/Courtroom Porno, Take 1

Are we still talking about what's awful(ly funny in context)?



If I was role-playing as a lawyer in this case, I'd say, "Honourable Judge Gladys Dykes, may I sip your vodka while I present to the court Dave  Chappelle?" Then I'd take the pin out of my hair and it would fall in soft bouncing curls to my waist while I unbuttoned the top of my blouse. The pizza guy would show up as the last of my clothes dropped to the floor and quite suddenly,  it'll have become a porno.

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