"Have A Nice Day!"

This ain't real reality but some alternate, based-on-parts-of-a-true-story, reality where no fewer than seven conversations become one story. A place where the fantasy life you try to pass off as reality, online, is combined with experiences that have happened in the real world. My own and others. Not everyone is sexually repressed. Just sayin'.

Sex still sells, and we all know that's why the hit counter is where it is despite the fact that there aren't any gaping vaginas or exposed titties on display here.

Crushing Defeat For the Perverts

Too much stupid, not enough time...

If you care to read all the madness

For The Love Of Vagina, Ottawa

From "365 Days For Choice"
The Radical Handmaids gather today in Ottawa 5:15pm
In Support of Vaginas Everywhere

Wednesday September 26 5:15pm Ottawa

The Radical Handmaids are organizing a gathering tomorrow, for those opposed to "everybody" all up in a lady's coochie. 

What?

Awesomeness Saturday September 29

This event is for all the slutty, literate types in the Ottawa area on Saturday Night. And those who appreciate them.

Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type

"Some words"...  apparently, it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what? 

The blue words lead to other words, some of them erotic in nature. Try it. You'll like it. Unless you hate lesbians. 

So ya, here're some pictures to tell the story again.

Simple Town

"Every picture tells a story, don't it?"

Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures.

Muscles

When you work with words, about sex, people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come up under other circumstances... I think. Or should "hope" be the verb there? Probably

Real Pictures

Damn, I guess asking for dicktures,
for the dickture article,
could be a bit like me wishing cancer on your dick.
I really didn't mean it like that...

You can find all the erotica
right here. Blue=link ;) 

Fuck man, I hate to break it to you but photographs of my, or anyone's, heaving bosom

Weekday Update

No worries, I'm still a dick on the Internet.

Note To Self

Discuss...

Random Pictures

Type some stuff, la la la. 

In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,

Ask A Hot Chick - 8

Ask A Hot Chick is a popular sport. Much obliged, and I'm finally purging the shitload of media I've stored in various places. You're welcome, I know how much you love pictures.

Lazy Fucker

I don't mean "Lazy Fucker" in the classic sense of the term.

Name Dropping

I read an article quoting William Shatner as saying "What's Twitter?" so I guess I'm following a faker... Lame. Even lamer that I can't remember if it was actually Shatner or someone else. Fuck it.

My question 

Love Letters

Do you know how much shit a lady has to tread through to find the funny shit?

Irony Is Ironic

This fine Monday is entirely too fucked

Ask A Hot Chick - Seventh Heaven

Q: Sensei please tell me what women want to hear on messages from men on this site.

A:  I broke your question into two parts, for the sake of brevity, which we all know is fucking impossible for me. And to be able to use the bit where you called me "Sensei" twice.

Six Inverted Six

Happy Soixante Neuf... soixante neuf is "69" for those of you who don't know the language of love, or haven't seen Talladega Nights.

When you learn about sex from the Kama Sutra, the sixty nine seems boring

Naked Titty, With Real Raspberry Flavour, Prize

Shit, hot damn, wow fuck!

Safe, Sane and Consensual

Whatever two, or more, adults choose to get up to together, to get off by, is really nobody's business. In fact, The Man will enforce indecent exposure laws, which were probably designed to make certain it's nobody else's business.

Safe, Sane, Consensual. That's all

Writing Adult Entertainment...

Jefferson Airplane was absolutely right, when they wailed, "It's no secret, how strong my love is for you." It's certainly no secret that I love writing. LOVE IT. In a way that words can't express... that'd be where I'd toss in an "lol", if we were texting. 

Um, What?

Life As A Chick On The Internet shows us, quite clearly, that it really doesn't matter what you say, where, when or why. Probably part of the reason so many women give up on online dating. 

Further proof of that theory, that it really doesn't matter

This Fuck The Artist Fetish Is Amusing But Not In The Same Way Good Sex Is Amusing

So, here's the thing, a hot lady who uses a picture of cleavage as the brand image to peddle words that focus on sex and sexuality is bound to be the target of more than a few attempts at a date. That came out wrong. Target is too charged a word to be the most accurate there but fuck it, a word laid is a word played, on this fine day. Come to think of it, maybe it is most accurate.

A Long Weekend In Bed - Little Blue Pill

I've been in bed all weekend. Hot to the point of feverish and most definitely steamy.