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Monday 17 September 2012

Lazy Fucker

I don't mean "Lazy Fucker" in the classic sense of the term.
This time I meant, when he is lucky enough to get fucked, he's lazy about it. Buddy missed this post. Obviously. And this one, too. 

There's no excuse to be lame in bed. No valid reason for being so lazy that you wouldn't even try to find out how to eradicate that flaw. If you've no interest in sharing sexy naked fun time with other people it doesn't matter if you don't know shit all about fucking. For the rest of us who claim to love it so much; no excuses. Part of not being lame in bed is the ability to open your mouth and refrain from lying. Try it sometime, it's like dick magic.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words... here's the equivalent of 4000 words. I'm not even going to bother to say shit about his psychoses other than to notice, out loud, that he's got his narrative locked the fuck down. 



See? Honest = Good Time



I feel for this guy's "girlfriend"... what a pair of fucking chodes.

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