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I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Saturday, 16 February 2013
FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you
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Fuck, Expression Of Angst or An Invitation
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Sarcasm Expires in 12 Hours!!
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Friday, 15 February 2013
Blog O' Pictures
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Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Monday, 11 February 2013
I Like It, A Lot... "But"
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