Magnums, some guys actually need them. Some of you just don't.
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
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Thursday, 29 November 2012
Slimy Time... Is That A Sex Thing?
Ah, it's been so long I may have forgotten what we might have been doing here...
How about fantasies? Fantasies are fun. Healthy. Did I mention fun?
How about fantasies? Fantasies are fun. Healthy. Did I mention fun?
Labels:
50 Shades of Grey,
bait and switch,
balls deep,
bondage,
cheap prostitutes,
consensual,
fantasies,
fucking,
honesty,
Master,
real life,
safe,
sane,
sexretary,
spanking,
submissive,
threesome,
work
Thursday, 15 November 2012
Pure Genius
J-Wunder tells it like it is
Labels:
advice,
asshole,
boyfriend,
crazy,
ghetto genius,
girlfriend,
J-Wunder,
love,
marriage,
real talk,
relationship,
sex,
small world,
truth
Wednesday, 14 November 2012
"You Gotta Fuckin' Try"
Different people need different medicine. Which is cool because not everyone is going to find David Deida accessible. Though you can't "get with" a third stage woman if you don't become a third stage man...
Gimme Some Lovin'!
Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry around in your pocket, providing your device has the ability to "do" pictures...
Sunday, 4 November 2012
Mmm, Your Comforts Are Delicious
Whoever it was that said
Labels:
20 Questions,
acting,
ego shaker,
feeling,
fun,
genius,
Imma Writa,
initiate,
limitations,
love,
quote,
real talk,
seduce,
success,
thinking
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