"You Gotta Fuckin' Try"

Different people need different medicine. Which is cool because not everyone is going to find David Deida accessible. Though you can't "get with" a third stage woman if you don't become a third stage man... 



Katt has what you need... unless you're a humourless fucker. Then you should go back a post or two, I was serious for a second or two back there...



I will mention that knowin' how to fuck is only valuable if you have more than your dick going for you. Lest we forget that every man has a dick, and many have learned how to use it. Beyond sexual intimacy, most relationships also require physical comfort and emotional intimacy... you wanna fuck her but you can't even take her for dinner? Cook her dinner? Bring groceries and ask her to cook cuz you suck at it? Every "problem" has a solution or eight.

"You gotta fuckin' try"... as Napoleon Dynamite said "Girls only want boyfriends who have good skills"... these skills include awareness of the world around you as you offer value in the ways you do. 

Problem solving is a transferable skill that can be employed often, in many areas of life.

If you perceive your dick as The Value you offer, "Cracker Please!" you will be sorely disappointed when she finds an entertaining and attentive man, who also has a dick (standard issue, in case you forgot again), thereby effectively making your dick redundant and unnecessary. Orrrrrr, maybe you haven't noticed the advancement in sexual enhancement devices in the past few years but honest to God, if it's just something to fill a hole or two, there are plenty of toys available that deliver, reliably, every time. Even when your batteries die in the vibe, it simply becomes a dildo...

See, if you can't solve any problems or act decisively in any way, and she already has a B.O.B., or possibly a Bob... you do the math, hon...