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"Whaaaa, whaaa, entertain me Mommy!"
That's what your whining sounds like to me...
Just sayin'

Dearest Darlings, and Trolls, too,

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...

Dirty Laundry

Sharing laundry facilities with strangers is more than a little gross. Or it's exciting, if you have a pantie fetish

Humour Is Subjective

"Sense of humour" is usually in the top five characteristics people use to describe mateworthiness of a potential partner.

Tag, You're It!

1051(ish) distinct combinations of characters

Unfocused...

I was recently given some feedback, delivered by a man who was still trying to convince me to go visit him, in Cambodia, and with an invitation thoroughly based on nothing, in that we haven't yet had a genuine conversation, and he knows fuck nothing about the kinda crazy I have tucked up my sleeve, and let's not forget I am in Canada, eh, that my writing was unfocused and that I needed to take a writing course before I'd be able to get people reading... Is it because my sentences aren't seven words long, as per the standard guidelines of writing for those whose reading comprehension is at a sixth grade level? Is it because I make commas my bitch and slut them out all over the damn place?