Saturday, 16 February 2013

FINALLY Some Nude Pics: Grand Finale!!

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You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you luck y bastards !!

Now

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What now?

The Smut Hook Up

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"Sex stories, gim me!!!!"
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And Then... Blah, Blah, Blah

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You wouldn't believe me if I told you

Reviews From The Nut Gallery Cinqo

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Five?!!? Where's the fourth? 

Booty Winning Consultations

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Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?!  Teaser: It's a win for you and for me. Yay, winning!!

Fuck, Expression Of Angst or An Invitation

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http://www.brandingpersonality.com/10-reasons-why-your-blog-content-is-boring-5-ways-to-get-your-content-shared/

Sarcasm Expires in 12 Hours!!

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Did you know...
Friday, 15 February 2013

Blog O' Pictures

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Of this crazy campaign, 36 hours remain... Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for !
Thursday, 14 February 2013

Key Words For Love Day

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Happy Anatomically Incorrect Heart Day...
Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Applied Reading Comprehension: Online "Dating"

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Instead of a campaign to keep writing, 
Monday, 11 February 2013

I Like It, A Lot... "But"

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Genuine Question:
Friday, 25 January 2013

Steamy Stories of Smut

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How is it that
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Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Spam

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Truth in advertising...

Apples and Oranges

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I wonder how many times
Thursday, 17 January 2013

What's Your Fetish?

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This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone ...
Wednesday, 16 January 2013

But I Can't And Other Excuses

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YOU ARE HERE! This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person wh...
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Inventing The Wheel

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My favourite thing is when you act like I am inventing the wheel simply because you've never been exposed to the concepts or ideas I am ...
Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Reviews From The Nut Gallery III

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Welcome to the t hird installme nt of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.

Confusion

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It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn...

Solutions

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I heard you've missed me... pity that, I've missed you, too. But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:
Sunday, 6 January 2013

How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy

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So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...
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Saturday, 5 January 2013

Holiday Assholes

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Ya, it's hard to suck during the holidays but when you make it everybody's problem, it only means you're a Holiday Asshole. At t...
Wednesday, 2 January 2013

How'd The Gay Dude Figure It Out So Easily?

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Funny irony that a man lovin' man can figure out how easy it is to attract a lady you're interested in...
Monday, 31 December 2012

2013! Woot!

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I'd hoped to have had more time to impart more of that common sense wisdom  that very few of you seem to pay attention to  but the ...
Thursday, 29 November 2012

Funny That You Can't Laugh About...

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Magnums, some guys actually need them. Some of you just don't.

Slimy Time... Is That A Sex Thing?

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Ah, it's been so long I may have forgotten what we might have been doing here... How about fantasies? Fantasies are fun. Healthy. Did ...
Thursday, 15 November 2012

Pure Genius

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J-Wunder tells it like it is
Wednesday, 14 November 2012

"You Gotta Fuckin' Try"

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Different people need different medicine. Which is cool because not everyone is going to find David Deida accessible. Though you can't ...

Gimme Some Lovin'!

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Now, why would I even try to express this when it's already been distilled so succinctly into a handy, bite-sized meme you can carry ar...
Sunday, 4 November 2012

Mmm, Your Comforts Are Delicious

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Whoever it was that said
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Saturday, 27 October 2012

Whine and Bitch Some More, It's Sooo Hawt!

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Real Talk  available 24/7  via the world wide web ;) "Whaaaa, whaaa, entertain me Mommy!" That's what your whini...
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Friday, 26 October 2012

Where Are All The Boner Stories?

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That is a fine query for a sunny Friday...
Monday, 15 October 2012

Dirty Laundry

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Sharing laundry facilities with strangers is more than a little gross. Or it's exciting, if you have a pantie fetish
1 comment:
Thursday, 11 October 2012

Humour Is Subjective

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"Sense of humour" is usually in the top five characteristics people use to describe mateworthiness of a potential partner.
Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Tag, You're It!

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1051(ish) distinct combinations of characters
Saturday, 6 October 2012

Unfocused...

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I was recently given some feedback, delivered by a man who was still trying to convince me to go visit him, in Cambodia, and with an invitat...
Saturday, 29 September 2012

"Have A Nice Day!"

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This ain't real reality but some alternate, based-on-parts-of-a-true-story, reality where no fewer than seven conversations become one ...
Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Crushing Defeat For the Perverts

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Too much stupid, not enough time... If you care to read all the madness
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For The Love Of Vagina, Ottawa

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From " 365 Days For Choice " The Radical Handmaids gather today in Ottawa 5:15pm In Support of Vaginas Everywhere
Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Wednesday September 26 5:15pm Ottawa

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The Radical Handmaids are organizing a gathering tomorrow, for those opposed to "everybody" all up in a lady's coochie.  ...

Awesomeness Saturday September 29

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This event is for all the slutty, literate types in the Ottawa area on Saturday Night. And those who appreciate them.
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Sunday, 23 September 2012

Type, Type, Edit, Type, Edit, Edit, Type

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"Some words"...   apparently , it doesn't matter what they are... Um, what ?  The blue words lead to other words, some of ...
Saturday, 22 September 2012

Simple Town

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"Every picture tells a story, don't it?" Sometimes it helps to read the words in, beside, under or around the pictures . ...
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Friday, 21 September 2012

Muscles

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When you work with words, about sex , people take all kinds of liberties with boundaries employing uncouth behaviour that wouldn't come ...
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Real Pictures

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Damn, I guess asking for dicktures, for the dickture article , could be a bit like me wishing cancer on your dick. I really didn't mea...
Thursday, 20 September 2012

Weekday Update

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No worries, I'm still a dick on the Internet.
Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Note To Self

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Discuss...
Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Random Pictures

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Type some stuff, la la la.  In all the seriousness it is humanly possible to muster,

Ask A Hot Chick - 8

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Ask A Hot Chick is a popular sport. Much obliged, and I'm finally purging the shitload of media I've stored in various places. You...