You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Booty Winning Consultations
Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?!
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.
Yay, winning!!
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.
Yay, winning!!
Friday, 15 February 2013
Blog O' Pictures
Of this crazy campaign,
36 hours remain...
Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Monday, 11 February 2013
Friday, 25 January 2013
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Thursday, 17 January 2013
What's Your Fetish?
This one is also known as Reviews From The Nut Gallery FORE. Here are the first three
So, here I am, writing my ass off and everyone keeps asking what my fetish is. I'll be the first to
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
But I Can't And Other Excuses
This round of words is all about how to explain how you managed to get HERE, without identifying yourself as a person who searches for porn online. I have the analytics, I know the key words that bring randoms here :)
Why would you need to share? Duh, to help me out, so I can continue to entertain you and tell you why girls won't talk to you at recess.
Inventing The Wheel
My favourite thing is when you act like I am inventing the wheel simply because you've never been exposed to the concepts or ideas I am so familiar with. The earth is no longer flat and hasn't been for a while...
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Reviews From The Nut Gallery III
Welcome to the third installment of commentary that folks are too shy to share publicly.
Confusion
It's really no secret that I'd rather write smut than advertising a mooching sack campaign... Geez, who wouldn't? And wouldn't you rather read the Blog O' Booty Wisdoms, than a campaign to generate enough pennies to keep the Blog O' Wisdom alive?
Solutions
I heard you've missed me... pity that, I've missed you, too.
But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:
But I have a solution that can make everyone happy:
Sunday, 6 January 2013
How To Get The Pussy (To Hug Your Dick), And Keep The Pussy
So, you wanna get laid... I have a secret for you. Two secrets actually...
Saturday, 5 January 2013
Holiday Assholes
Ya, it's hard to suck during the holidays but when you make it everybody's problem, it only means you're a Holiday Asshole. At the end of the calendar year, while media hypes up a lot of negative undercurrents...
Wednesday, 2 January 2013
How'd The Gay Dude Figure It Out So Easily?
Funny irony that a man lovin' man can figure out how easy it is to attract a lady you're interested in...