You've waited so patiently to see me masturbating... today is the day, you lucky bastards!!
I hold the pen with my cleavage when I'm writing, no hyperbole. I'm not just a cockblocking extortionist in print, I also play one on tv... welcome to Donors For Boners. It's all about sex. The blog, too. Humour for your funny bone. Literotica that's literate. Opinions that offend and affirm. If you love words and smut, grab a coffee and come in... puns are always free.
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Booty Winning Consultations
Oh no! What's gonna happen in 9 hours??!!?!
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.
Yay, winning!!
Teaser: It's a win for you and for me.
Yay, winning!!
Friday, 15 February 2013
Blog O' Pictures
Of this crazy campaign,
36 hours remain...
Here is the interactive picture you've been looking for!